WOODLAWN  SAILING  CLUB

SAN ANTONIO,  TEXAS

Notice Of Race

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Pirate_Name: Dallas Pirate
EMail_Address: have none
Home_Port: I brew a very nice port made from only the finest grapes.
Date: Not since the last one.

Comments

Well Ray you went and did it. Now Achilles, Paris, or CJ (What ever he goes by)is thinking he is big stuff. Here everything was nice and simple and he was even willing to talk to a mid pack hacker like me. Now that the Head Pirate himself acknowledged his presence and moved him up to the top 10. Well lets just say his girlfriend is probably paying hell for this as well as all the rest of his friends. Now I am sure he will want favors. Personal inventations to regattas, private parking and all of that kind of stuff that Hew gets. I even heard he was drafting a letter to ThunderTiger to see if they will sponsor him. He tried to see if he could claim his injury was Katrina caused and if that did not work to see if our government would like to at least pay him for sailing. If that fell threw then he was going to set up a school for handicapped skippers. He knew he could get funding for that. But any way THANKS Ray and crew for checking the scores again and setting things right. It just goes to show that a regatta is not over just because the skippers went home. CJ nice going man! I always knew you would move up. Mid fleet, top half, and now top 10! You make us proud! Plus it is fun to spread all these lies about you. ;)

Pirate_Name: second mate to MAMASETA
EMail_Address: mapaseta@yahoo.com
Home_Port: san anton
Date: 10-14-07

Comments

HEY NEW JERRRSY PIRATE.......THIS IS YOUR LIMO driver........we ate all the goodies you brought and we put on 2lbs....im down to the last little piece of that wonderful hard cheese......i just gots to know the name of it.....hope by now youv recovered from all the alcohol and oh those biker chicks that capt.jack supplied...LOL....

Pirate_Name: Step - master
EMail_Address: here
Home_Port: NOLA
Date: Oct 11, 2007

Comments

Ray, Eric and Pirates of Woodlawn! What a great weekend in your city! The weather was fantastic, the competition was great! Even the raffle appeared not to be rigged this year! I only wish that the Dallas pirate, Bob Piper, could have been there to enjoy it in person, and not as a voyeur! Did you know he was such a peeping tom? Eric - I hate that you did not get to sail again this year, but i hope next year you will be able to sail in your nationals. You did an awesoem job in putting 'the pre-show' on, spending yor time in the clubhouse sweating away at the computers. I thank you for your hard efforts Eric! I also want to thank Mark Hogan for his constructing the stairs that allowed us to all safely climb the cement retaining wall a bit easier! Thanks Mark! We, Team Katrina, did manage to bring 8 sailors with us and we all had a wonderful time and look forward to the Frostbite in Houston in January 08! Hop-a-long

Pirate_Name: ex-pirate gater dude
EMail_Address: there's no place like home.usa
Home_Port:
Date:

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Pirate_Name: The Great Capt Jack Seta
EMail_Address: I'msofast@gatorsails.hurrican
Home_Port: Shipwreck Island
Date: Post Pre-Show Day !

Comments

OK all you scurvy dogs and scallywags......What wrong the Hacker Forum has been quite....where's the trash! or at least the Thanks to my crew! Did having the Pirate Cam get all the wifes in a tissie?????? You can't hide now! I quess it was good thing we kept the Biker Chics away this year. If the Pirates of Woodlawn don't hear from y'all soon, we just might let the hacker JK enter is almost awarded Doggie Chili next year. I wouldn't let him this year enter, so he got his equal time with Doggie Cam instead. We apologize for any wifes that might of caught a glimps of JK and Muska during the day! Like ever year we here at Woodlawn will add something un-expected. This year was Pirate Cam and CJ Steps. We are currently offering you a forum to voice your suggestions. Noted and will be built for next year will be Dick's Step.(One wider, safer, half-step between the lower platform and the barge for easy up and down stepping!) Just to let you hackers know......Eric and I are both sick and exhausted(literally) this week after putting on this Show, and we loved every minute doing it for ya! This happens every year with both of us......we're fried! But rest assured that we will be back ready to Rock-n-Roll and next years Frostbite '08!!!!!!!! "Interesting Facts for 2007" Round the Rocks Regatta: 31 races,14 boats White Rock '07: 30 races, 25 boats Frostbite '07: 32 races, 31 boats Alamo Classic '07: 30 races, 28 boats Hey who says the Pirates of Woodlawn party to much????!!!!!! Try pulling off 2 regattas in one weekend with light winds and get more than we did! I say we had a great year of racing and fun this year. Let's hear it....who wants more racing and less party? I say bring on "THE SHOW!!!! How about you? Mama Seta loves you all! Thanks for your support! Capt Jack Seta

Pirate_Name: justcallmechamp
EMail_Address: forrest@tenyearexemption.net
Home_Port: way east of the mississippi
Date: is it over already

Comments

To all of you worthy Pirates, well done! It was a great weekend of sailing and your "pirate" hospitality is unbeatable. Many thanks from all of us unworthy scaliwags and polliwogs. Can't wait for "The Show".

Pirate_Name: None needed
EMail_Address: It's no wonder@.net
Home_Port: neverland
Date: today

Comments

Red Beard, you always do the club proud. You are the guru of technology.Great Job!! Had a blast, till next itme!

Pirate_Name: ?
EMail_Address:
Home_Port:
Date:

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Pirate_Name: Dallas
EMail_Address: right here@home
Home_Port: Dallas
Date: the Show is over

Comments

Hey even watching you all tear down is fun. Great Show guys. See you next year.

Pirate_Name: I'm not telling
EMail_Address: Still at The Lake at 8:45PM
Home_Port: Isle of Woodlawn
Date: 10/6 - Alamo Classic Here We Come

Comments

Streight-Up Answers: The $100 Bucks....something about score tampering or a gator hit.... The Target was had something to do with the $100 bucks mentioned earlier...had something to do with "before the Alamo Classic starts tomorrow": other than that I ain't saying....lol. Biker Chicks??????? Naw man, didn't you see the hipos out in the Lake???? Check out the wake on the Pirate Cam!!!! HAHAHAHAH....

Pirate_Name: Dallas
EMail_Address: waiting no longer.happy
Home_Port: home
Date: after the scoring post

Comments

It is official. Thanks guys for making this stay at home Pirate feel like he was still there. So here are the questions I have. Watching on the Pirate Can what was the $100 bucks Ray gave to CJ for? And why did Hew have that big target on his back? And the last thing I want to know is did you have the biker chicks in the blind spot of the camera? I never could find them.

Pirate_Name: Red-Beard The Pirate
EMail_Address: hahahahah
Home_Port: The Region 5 Championship Aftermath
Date: 10/6/07

Comments

Dallas, Patients man....lol....IT ISN'T OVER TILL I SAY!!!! HAHAHAHA. The awards cerimony just ended at 8:10PM!!!!! I'll post photo's monentarily. Man you missed one heck of a great party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pirate_Name: Dallas
EMail_Address: Dallas
Home_Port: Dallas
Date: after the regatta, after the food, during the raffel

Comments

Ok so we know who won the chili cook off but we have no idea on the region 5 regatta. What's up with that? Go ahead and post it to the web even if you have not given it to the skippers. I promise I won't tell!

Pirate_Name: Dallas
EMail_Address: Dallas
Home_Port: work
Date: today

Comments

It is 11:00 and the Pirate Cam is down! I can not get connected to it at all. Is is because you are changing lap tops? ;)

Pirate_Name: Dallas
EMail_Address: Still watching
Home_Port: work
Date: Day 1

Comments

Hey change lap tops. Yesterday's viewing was much more live. Today is a little choppy.

Pirate_Name: Dallas
EMail_Address: Dallas.com
Home_Port: Dallas
Date: The Big Day

Comments

You all thought I wasn't there cause ya couldn't see me. But I can see you! This Pirate cam is truely outstanding! Thanks Woodlawn for providing something like this for us want ta bees.

Pirate_Name: Capt. Jack Seta
EMail_Address: raycanalwaysbeat me@slow.com
Home_Port: Isle of Woodlawn
Date: Pre-Show Day eve!

Comments

Argh!......Mr Forrest Gump boy Ron Stephanz from Bama thought he would be cute and donate 4 cans of Chili to the raffle. He figured that the person that wins it can enter the Chili Cook-off next year!!!! Will Pirate want to be, and roving reporter Mark Cooper defend his Chili Cook-off title from last year? He has entered his Houston Shipyard creation and plans to eat and run after the cook-off back to Houston to monitor his own Chili Cook-off on Sunday back home....no really! Will it be a Victory Drive home for him Saturday night? Wait and See!!!! Capt Jack lives! or should I say LIVE on Pirate Cam!!!!!!......argh!

Pirate_Name: PegLeg
EMail_Address: blowmedown@pirates.com
Home_Port:
Date:

Comments

Awrg night cam ... Spy upon the security peoples watching dvds! What is this 3 cans of chili on the raffle table?

Pirate_Name: hop-along
EMail_Address: here@myoffice.com
Home_Port:
Date:

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dallas, i guess that was YOU i was fighting with for 15th place to use the pirate cam! i am leaving this evening!

Pirate_Name: hop-along
EMail_Address: here@myoffice.com
Home_Port:
Date:

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dallas, i guess that was YOU i was fighting with for 15th place to use the pirate cam! i am leaving this evening!

Pirate_Name: Dallas
EMail_Address: I need grog.com
Home_Port: Dallas
Date: Its FRIDAY

Comments

The Pirate cam is so neet! Was able to grab control and see the guys on the dock, watch a few boats and in general make a fool of myself. At least for 3 minutes. Can not wait to have this in the background while I am sitting at my desk. Just click on and see what is happening!

Pirate_Name: Mouschka
EMail_Address: JK s house
Home_Port: Sherpa
Date: 10/6/2008

Comments

This is the best regatta ever. JK said its all the free bones i can plunder.. woof woof

Pirate_Name: Yankee Pirate
EMail_Address: blind squirrel @findsA nut
Home_Port: bada bing
Date: 10-5-07

Comments

get ready for the the arrival of Pirate Damm Yankee, bearing gifts from the New Jersey booty. Make sure the refrigerator is full of BEER

Pirate_Name:
EMail_Address: Hey Koolaid
Home_Port: WSC
Date:

Comments

Biker Chics maybe Likes pirates cove again

Pirate_Name: Sylvester
EMail_Address: Meow@meow.com
Home_Port: Puddy-Tat
Date: Tuesday

Comments

Dallas, MEOW! Sincerely, Slyvester the (pirate) cat

Pirate_Name: Dallas
EMail_Address: iwonttell@yahoo
Home_Port: Dallas
Date: 10/01

Comments

Well it is now official. The Dallas Pirate Bob Piper has been shackled to his job once again. By the time this weekend is over I will have missed 4 Victoria regattas because of work this year. (Round Rocks, Nationals, and the 2 this weekend) This has never happened before in the 15 years that I have worked for Pizza Hut. It had better not be a trend. I hope you all have a great time, the winds are perfect, and the food and drink are plentiful.

Pirate_Name: The Great Capt Jack Seta
EMail_Address: I'msofast@gatorsails.hurrican
Home_Port: Isle of Woodlawn
Date: today & everyday!

Comments

Hey ye scallywag yankee Pirates, Ye be ready to pay the fiddler ye ole "Cross the Mississippi Tax" to enter this regatta battle! Paying with Chili does not count. And as for the NJ Yankee, who will be picked up at the airport by the Woodlawn Limo, you can da man! This year Chili cook-of has gone International with Christina's Monterrey Tequila Chili!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Capt Jack and his fearless crew is ready for the world! Bring on the Party! Heads up for the Friday night dinner......bring your own grog and lot of it cause Pirate JK will be there.....lol.... Argh!

Pirate_Name: Gumpsthename
EMail_Address: run@runforrestrun.com
Home_Port: Bayou LaBatrie
Date: nick of time

Comments

Avast there Swabs! A mighty wind be blowin' from the East (and it's not from the chili). Pirates beware. Scoundrels from east of the Mississippi are headed your way to run off with the the hardware and your women. Skippers past, dare not show ye scurvy faces without your doubloon from last year's event, or a pox on you.

Pirate_Name: Yankee flavor
EMail_Address: sorry honey, be home soon.time out
Home_Port: Bayou country
Date: No thanks, I've seen the biker chicks

Comments

Looking forward to the chili cook-off. Gator chili is cooling now. Bring your best. Team Katrina comes to play.

Pirate_Name: yummy
EMail_Address: gatorchili.com
Home_Port: swampville
Date: Sept 25

Comments

Gator chili is good, but is it better than roadkill stew? i bet the judges will really have a hard time deciding the champion chili!

Pirate_Name: Pirate Raffle
EMail_Address: coming soon
Home_Port: will find one soon
Date: hope so

Comments

Sorry pirates, the sails have been given out. However, there seams to be one set that is not being used. I would be willing to donate this set to the cause (if a minimum is meet)for 100 schillings.To purchase these tickets, you must first eat a bowl of Katrina road kill chili. If you barf, you forfit the money and tickets. Kern must also do 20 turns on the knob of a bat, run around the lake, do two biker chicks and sing the star spangled banner in 2 minutes flat in order to purchase tickets. Let the games begin.

Pirate_Name: hormel
EMail_Address: chil.com
Home_Port: chile
Date: sept, 25 2007

Comments

gentlemen, i would gladly pay you tomorrow for a bowl of chili today.!! how many folks bringin chili? hear the boys from team katrina are making a batch of their famous roadkill stew - does that count as chili? PLEASE make some chili so we texans don't hafta eat that roadkill crap!!!

Pirate_Name: any as not taken at the moment
EMail_Address: please.dont.tell@yahoo.dock
Home_Port: where ever I driff to
Date: who knows my watch stopped working about a year ago

Comments

Ok it is now time to get serious about this regatta coming up. There are some team Katrina Kathleena Canteena or something like that skippers headed this way. Seems that since they did so well at nationals they want special favors. Something about first choice of the Biker Chicks, first in the chow like, best starts, and clean air to sail in. I says we start out by a little dip in the pond for um. I can not believe they would come in here trying to take the good Captains rightful place away. Theres rules about that kind of stuff. However I says we cut um some slack if they bring a set of Sails to put in for the drawing. Of course this has to be from the secret numbers that Kern has no clue about. Seeing how he always takes home the good stuff.....

Pirate_Name: The Oprah
EMail_Address: FatLadySingsorEats@Woodlawn.com
Home_Port: I Love To Eat My Capt Jack's Serial
Date: September 22nd

Comments

Did someone say food....I love to eat food. To answer your question Diane, here's a photo of my favorite breakfast snack right before the main course:

Pirate_Name: Diane Sawyer
EMail_Address: diane@abc.com
Home_Port: in bed with dan rather
Date: september 21, 2007

Comments

BOYS! Thats enough! I think dan said Hew was in 2nd AFTER only 3 races! get your facts right. Is there a boc of cereal with Capt Jacks photo on it? How come Hew is not wearing a pffy shirt? Those pirates of woodlawn got there act together, their website is a wonderful source of info. I can see those hackers in K-ville are just trying to copy red-beard!

Pirate_Name: Charles Gibson
EMail_Address: Charles@abc.com
Home_Port: World News Tonight - #1 Rated Propaganda Outlet
Date: 9/21/07

Comments

Hey Dan, Hew's in 3rd place not 2nd...that's just like you to misreport something. Stop reading all of those phony documents on the Mandeville site and keep watching the Woodlawn website for all of the latest information on the 2007 Victoria Nationals...Its the only source for Victoria news you'll ever need! As far as Hew being a hero, he is on the Wheaties Box...

Pirate_Name: Dan Rather
EMail_Address: Dan@cbs.com
Home_Port: houston
Date: september 21, 2007

Comments

i looked at the great pirates of woodlawn website for some info the the Nat'ls being sailed in detroit this weekend. Nothing new posted! i did happen to look across team katrina's yahoo group and noted that thier own hew hamilton is in 2nd place after 3 races! maybe hew would be a better hero than ray? but alas, hew doesn't wear cool pirate outfits with awesome puffy shirts!

Pirate_Name: Captain Rat
EMail_Address: east of there.usa
Home_Port: closest bayou
Date: almost D-day

Comments

Enough talk of this so called Jack fellow as the swamp rats from the bayou are about to take over WSC. There won't be anything left after the invasion except some Texas chili. It doesn't sit will in the gator's belly. However lock up the ladies as we are in search of new ones, as ours have gotten used to all the freebees that Fema gave out. They think everything in Sunday's paper is an invitation to shop on Fema's card. That card stopped working when we opened the envolope. There will be some new faces in the crowd, but don't trust them, as they can be more deceiving than any pirate you have ever seen. Get ready for the invasion.

Pirate_Name: Cap'n Jacko
EMail_Address: Jack'n.com
Home_Port: Jack In A Box
Date: Today

Red-Beard is my hero too. Unlike me, he is so fast and is always kind and considerate on the race course and is never over early.  Sailor of the year stuff I say!   HIP HIP for Red!!!!!

Pirate_Name: Red-Beard The Pirate
EMail_Address: boomvangsdaddy@pirateslair.com
Home_Port: Secret Pirate Hideaway
Date: 9/14/07

Comments

I am the greatest sailor/pirate of all times!   I shall display my awesome skill and sailing prowess tomorrow and crush hapless Ray the hacker and all who dare to show up. ARRRGGGGHHHHHHH !!!!

P.S.: Ray, I see you've forgotten that I have the power to "EDIT" !!!!!

Pirate_Name: Naturally Light
EMail_Address: burrrrrp.com
Home_Port: Yes
Date: Not Dating for another 3 weeks 6days

Comments

Ray is my hero. He may not sail too good but he has good gramar and punktuation. And he also sends me money for the nice stuff I way

Pirate_Name: Monkey Spank
EMail_Address: monkeysareus@jungle.net
Home_Port: Local Zoo
Date: ?

Comments

JK rules at this monkey house. Ray just slips on the poop. Can we get a whoowhoo,and lets not forget the Red Beard he is definately the Grand Sailor of all. He is this monkey's favorite.

Pirate_Name: JK Fan
EMail_Address: JKRules@Woodlawn.com
Home_Port: Far Far Away Dude!!!!
Date: 9/6

Comments

JK is so awesome!!!! After a start he strolls up off the dock and into the club house, drinks a beer and still beats Ray across the finish line!!!!! hahahah. I just looked over the regatta reports that Red-Beard listed below showing JK's super performances...WOW...Capt Jacko must really stinko....hahahaha.

Pirate_Name: Shameless J. Plug
EMail_Address: www.officialJClass.org Oct. 26-27-28
Home_Port: www.LudwigRCYachts.com
Date: No thanks I have one

Comments

Ray the giant hacker? Nah... not Victoria skipper of the year. I know the secret of Ray's return to the podium and the bullets that got him there... and I am not telling... but I will tell you that it was NO ACCIDENT... and you crawling squid better bring your barnacle scrapers because you are going to need them. Looking forward to seeing Ray, Eric and all the guys at the "Other Nationals" ... you know... the J Class Nationals.. when are they again?? Oh yeah...Oct.26-27-28 Ray will be there as RD running THE SHOW. Hey RAY! only 6 months to the COMMODORE's CUP. Open to the COMMODOREs of any AMYA Sanctioned R/c sailing club in TEXAS... ok.. we can let in out-of-staters too... if they want to drive that far.... Bring your fastest sailboat and take your chances on Earth Day (watch the belly dancers at your own peril)

Pirate_Name: Unknown
EMail_Address: Never selected a provider
Home_Port: Surrounded by water
Date: yesterday

Comments

The hacker Forum is starting to blow. What is wrong here, nobody wants to speak of the Vic sailor of the year? Where's the fun that I enjoyed reading of the Imfamous Capt. Jack Sparrow. Iam sure that he is the biggest "HACKER" of them all. I also heard that Red Beard can continuosly beat him. JK can not only out sail him but also drink him under the table at the same time! So let's get the dirt out.....

Pirate_Name: One Eye Blind
EMail_Address: can't see@blindmans.org
Home_Port: We're Blind Isle
Date: Can not see calender

Comments

Skippers to be confirmed is all you list. What, no one attending?

Pirate_Name: tommy hilfiger
EMail_Address: fashionstatement@pirateclothes.com
Home_Port: paris, milan & new york city
Date: august 29

Comments

ray wears cool puffy shirts and awesome pirate clothes - he will be the basis for my next line of clothes!

Pirate_Name: Poopeye
EMail_Address: outhousesailor@crap.com
Home_Port: Isle of Outhouses
Date: last year

Comments

Woopeee, so what if Ray is sailor of the year, JK always is the true drunken one who always beats the pants off Capt Jack. Sober or feeling no pain, JK is a true Hero....

Pirate_Name: purple&gold beard
EMail_Address: me@largesouthernuniversity.com
Home_Port: here
Date: 8/28/07

Comments

i agree with you redbeard, BUT jk is not the 2007 victoria sailor of the year! and this is why ray is my hero! That, and Ray wears real cool pirate clothes!

Pirate_Name: Red-Beard The Pirate
EMail_Address: Red-Beard @ Mama&BabyDon'tLetMeSleep.com
Home_Port: Isle dela Woodlawn
Date: 8/28/07

Comments

JK Rules!!!!!!!!!!! He's Beat Ray So Many Times That We Should Worship Him As Our Hero!!!!!
Just take a look at some of his latest Woodlawn Regatta finishes:
http://www.woodlawnsailingclub.org/OD39Regatta2007/od392007.html http://www.woodlawnsailingclub.org/ACVRII/Reports3.html http://www.woodlawnsailingclub.org/OD39Regatta2006/OD39Regatta.html http://www.woodlawnsailingclub.org/frostbite2006/frostbite2006.html http://www.woodlawnsailingclub.org/ACVR/Raceresults.htm

Pirate_Name: Agent Wonder Bread
EMail_Address: Alberto@whitehouse.org
Home_Port: gitmo
Date: 8-26

Comments

Prepare for defeat capt jack. I am recovering JK.s truck and he's gonna kick ur butt. awb

Pirate_Name: Popeye
EMail_Address: swabbiehackers@oliveoyl.com
Home_Port: Spinich Isle
Date: no need

Comments

If you think your sails were the majic trick. Then your sailing skills lack finess, and you are still the Hacker that you are. But saying that Capt. Jack you are still MY HERO!!!!!!!!!

Pirate_Name: ricky bobby
EMail_Address: rickybobby@wondebread.com
Home_Port: talledaga, alabama
Date: august 26, 2007

Comments

you go girl! YOU DA MAN!

Pirate_Name: Capt. Jack Seta
EMail_Address: I'msofast@gatorsails.hurrican
Home_Port: Isle of Woodlawn
Date: today & everyday!

Comments

That's right you scurvy dogs.....The sails rule....my rig rules...my boat rules...my son on a Sunfish rules...and biker chics rules!!!! Be ready for the Alamo! The Black Pearl has risen again and will be creating the trail for y'all to follow. Go to Nationals you Gator boys and rule and don't forget to tell where the best and only true Pirates live, in Region 5!!!!!!.....argh!

Pirate_Name: Ol' Joe
EMail_Address: JoeMama @ArmyBoots.com
Home_Port: Eat At Joe's Tamale Shack
Date: Aug. 24th

Comments

No Seriously....its got to be the sails....Ray isn't that good...lol Free Tamales for anyone who can figure out what Ray acidentally did right...lol. Its got to be the sails man...

Pirate_Name: brutus
EMail_Address: iluvoliveoil@dot.com
Home_Port: popeyeland
Date: August 20

Comments

I will gladly pay you tomorrow for a set of sails today! I will pay you 3 cheeseburgers and $100 cash. Brutus

Pirate_Name: KATRINA ORDER TAKER
EMail_Address: ON THE BAYOU@MONEY ON LINE .COM
Home_Port: haven't found it yet
Date: ONE DAY

Comments

Get your orders in now for the gator sails. Pre paid orders only, no refunds or warranty's. Cash only. pre National price ??? Post National price ??????????? Shipping cost's vary depending on recipiant. Delivery date around Christmas.

Pirate_Name: grayishbrownbeard
EMail_Address: here
Home_Port: teamkatrinaville
Date: august 20

Comments

Ray, Eric and the rest of the Pirates! GOOD JOB in Austin! I guess some jaws dropped when people realized Ray could actually get that many bullets in raw! I guess he thinks he is on to 'something' with his new sails and rig, he doesn't have a clue that you all got togehter and rigged this regatta just so he would win and you guys wouldn't have to hear him cry all the way home! HA HA - Just picking on you Ray, fantastic sailing and I wish I could have been there to razz you, er, I mean to cheer you on!

Pirate_Name: Red-Beard The Pirate
EMail_Address: Pirates Rule @ Woodlawn.org
Home_Port: Right Here....Right Now!!!!!
Date: 8/19/07

Comments

After so many years adrift Capt. Jack finally made a comeback at this weekend's Round The Rocks Regatta in Austin, TX !!!!!   He was so far ahead of the pack we took to calling him Macky-Jr.

It's got to be Hew's Pinapple sails caus Jacko ain't that good....lol.

You Katrina boy's have reignited the monster!!!!

The Pirates of Woodlawn capture 3 of the top 4 positions at A.M.S.C.'s Round The Rocks Victoria Regatta.  Here are the unofficial final race standings:
1.) Capt. Jack Seta, 50 pts.                  (8.) Ray Mireles, The Gentleman Pirate 247 pts.
2.) Chris Macaluso, 80 pts.                     (9.) Charles Sudduth, 254 pts.
3.) Budman Garcia, 90 pts.                  (10.) Thomas Swann, 264 pts.
4.) Red-Beard The Pirate, 107 pts.     (11.) Vicky-Vic, 305 pts.
5.) Mark Cooper, 116 pts.                     (12.) Jerry McBride, 349 pts.
6.) Phil Geren, 166 pts.                          (13.) Don Keeney, 365 pts. 
7.) Steve Thompson, 204 pts.

Red-Beard

Pirate_Name: lead belly
EMail_Address: lb@coyoteugly.net
Home_Port: don't know can not read the sign
Date: Only if I can catch one of them gals

Comments

It is a sorry state of affairs that I write about. Seems the Captain Jack boat yards have not been putting out the cutting edge products they think they are. Sure if you want a 14 pound Vic they can make you one. And it will not break. But if you want to go fast it seems Hew's Pinapple sails are the ticket. The good Captain has started to use those himself, and as of Saturday at Round Rocks was doing quite well. I heard he actually took a couple of bullets? Not sure if that was in the gut or on the score sheet. Only those wonderful updates Red Beard does will tell the story later. Also heard the Dallas club is needing some major practice before they even think about going to the Alamo. Something like 10 boats sailing and their scores have them in the top 15 not top 10? What is up with that??? Houston is kicking butt. If it was not for Captain Jack they would be taking home the hardware. So this just leaves the question of how many orders will Hew receive this week? How many can he get done before October? Will whole Team K help out?

Pirate_Name: Capt. Jack Seta
EMail_Address: raycanalwaysbeat me@slow.com
Home_Port: Shipwreck Island
Date: today

Comments

Do You Want It?.....Do You Need It?.....Let Me Hear It!......Welcome to the Show!

Pirate_Name: quiet observer
EMail_Address: email@dotcom
Home_Port: here
Date: sunday

Comments

I got to hand it to you pirates! more information is available for your upcoming alamo classic regatta than is available for the vic nat'l championship regatta! you have a host hotel listed, maps, directions, a list of competitors and frequencies listed - for detroit there is not much info posted about anything! try to find a hint or tip on a local hotel in detroit! good luck amigos! as paris hilton says below - you guys are HOT!

Pirate_Name: Paris
EMail_Address: Paris@Jail.com
Home_Port: Paris
Date: 8-12-07

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Dear Shameless Plug, You are 'Hot' the way you admit that you are president of Ray Seta's Fan club, HOT! We did vote Ray Seta Roll Model of the year, a very 'hot' roll model - cuz it looks like he ate too many dinner rolls! HOT, Hot, That's hot!

Pirate_Name: Pirate Poet
EMail_Address: Poet Laureate @ Woodlawn Isle.com
Home_Port: Isla dela Woodlawn
Date: 8/11/07

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Doesn't anyone do Lymrics anymore...well here's one for Cap'n Jack:

There once was a pirate named Jack,
Who slipped and missed his tack.
He slammed in on port,
Ruining our sport,
And now he’s just known as a hack!!!

Pirate_Name: The Unknown
EMail_Address: YOUAREALLHACKERS@WEKNOW.COM
Home_Port: NEXTDOOR
Date: not needed

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Practice,practice IT WILL NOT make you any faster.Your beloved Black Pearl is still slow and a garbage scowl. get a real boat like the "Imfamous Red Beard". He rules...........

Pirate_Name: ShameIess T. PLUG , J Class Nats Oct 26-27-28
EMail_Address: www.officialJClass.org
Home_Port: Live Oak City Park Lake
Date: What the event? Why the 26,27,28 October of course!

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As PRESIDENT of the RAY SETA FAN CLUB I can honestly (gag, cough, puke, spray....ahem) where was I..?? oh yeah... I can HONESTLY say I did not have sex with that woman... HAHAH no one believe it when he said it either... I can honestly say that Ray Seta is a excellent ROLE model... an F-16 is an EXCELLENT ROLL MODEL.... yeeesh... anyway... we may be pirates... but atleast we are LITERATE pirates... Ray doesn't drink... well.. anyway he doesn't drink to excess... (he drinks to get drunk and not one drop more) He doesn't cheat... not ONE person has caught him yet (unlike AJ Foyt) .... for goodness sake... HE'S VICTORIA SKIPPER OF THE YEAR ! what ELSE could you want in a super hero??? (other than Pam Anderson in leather and highheels) So.. heave to, or heave ho, or shove off or go blow chunks (Ray's dog's name is Chunks)

Pirate_Name: Paris Hilton
EMail_Address: Paris@jail.com
Home_Port: Anyone in a storm
Date: 8/9/2007

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I think Capt Jack is a great roll model! And when I get together with Micheal Vick at this weekends Cockfight, we will nominate Ray for ROLL MODEL OF THE YEAR!

Pirate_Name: No Fools Here
EMail_Address: SayWhat@YouGottaBeKidding.com
Home_Port: Get Outta Here With That Lame Dribble...
Date: 8/8/07

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Bluebird, Bluegil or what ever your name is...first of all, Pirates ain't worried about a bunch of Katrina refugees... secondly, stop kidding us with that lame "Capt Jack is so fast" milarchy...lastly...the only person, other than his son, The Dread Pirate Kidd, who would refer to Jack as their hero is JK and he's too far above us all to respond on this type of forum...I mean he's way out there man!!!!! I must therefore conclude that BlueBeard is actually Jack himself, making up a fake character to glorify his own ego...didn't work Jacko....too unbelievable ....lol. The real question is "how will JK perform this year???" A quick review of recent Alamo Classic history show him coming in 3rd in the Inaugrial ACVR and 2nd place in the ACVRII. Will he finally place 1st in the ACVRIII? Remember that these are his home waters in which he's been reigning OD39 Champion for 2 years now in one of the toughest 1 meter classes around..... Gee, I hope I grow up to be like him someday, he's a real hero.....hehehe

Pirate_Name: BlueBeard
EMail_Address: bluebeard@pirateshalloffame.com
Home_Port: Davey Jones Locker (The Sailor NOT the Monkee)
Date: Today!

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Hey now! Those sneaky team katrina boys may just be throwing a curve ball out there, trying to fool us all into thinking they are out sailing sunfish, busted feet, making chili! They are probably siting around laughing at our worry while they are sipping their cocktails and eating alligator stew! We need our own Capt Jack to win the trophy Back! He is such a fast sailor, he is my hero! I wanna grow up to be just like him!

Pirate_Name: Anonymous
EMail_Address: Dontyouwishyouknew.gov
Home_Port: That island on Lost
Date: Looking to find one for Collin

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It is great that Hew is sailing other boats and spending less time on his Vic. Also the important information just learned that he is a quitter if the going gets rough. Now all we have to do is get the local Sunfish group to hold a race at the other end of the pond while we are sailing Vics and we should be OK. How can we keep their club posting tid bits of information about Hew that we can use to form our plans. Also which of Als sons is coming? After Ryan taking a top 10 spot last year I am kind of hoping it is Collin that will be joining us. Can we find a couple of younger biker chicks, or do you think the older more experienced would be better. If it is Ryan I wonder if Al would notice our giving him Grog to drink? The simple fact that we don't have a Pirate sitting on top of the throne is a real issue. Plans have to be made, boats have to be tuned, and cheating skills have to be honed. Not much time left....

Pirate_Name: I. PLUG , the J Class Nats Oct 26-27-28
EMail_Address: Larry@LudwigRCYachts.com
Home_Port: The Elegant N.E. Side...... of Randolph AFB
Date: 08/02/07

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AS PRESIDENT of the RAY SETA FAN club I PROTEST the unfounded comments about Ray's computer equipment. I have it on good authority that the emails printed on the back of the telegrams from Lincoln to Hooker were done PRIOR to Ray's printer being serviced, so you can't blame his poor performance at Chancellorsville on Ray. Ray is seriously committed to preserving the enviroment and is hanging onto his Commodore 64 (DELUXE VERSION!) to prevent any further needless expansion of the landfill. Furthermore his string and tincan from the 200 baud modem are BIO-DEGRADEABLE... not to mention it works better than VISTA (eeewwwwwww....) So KNOCK IT OFF !

Pirate_Name: crab claw
EMail_Address: no need
Home_Port: soon to be S.A.
Date: NOW

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Let's get this party started. Can't beat piece of gator tail.

Pirate_Name: hop-a-long
EMail_Address: chef@boyardee.com
Home_Port: east of the mississippi / south of the mason dixon line
Date: 8-2-2007

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how do we know the chili cook off isn't rigged like your raffle is? i do like the idea of a team chili cook off, are we allowed to use nutria? or possum in our chili?

Pirate_Name: The Great Capt Jack Seta
EMail_Address: allof youarehackers@the great one.myhouse
Home_Port: Shipwreck Island
Date: today

Comments

Did y'all see my post on the Vic Yahoo group? I posted the Teams and it would be cool to have a Team Cook-off this year. With a possible 40 boats, we are going to need about 6-8 pots of chili from you guys.......so maybe by these Teams: Team Katrina Team Houston - (Defending Champions) Team Dallas Team Anti-Pirates(Austin) Team GeorgiaBama (Georgia/Alabama) Team Pirates(WSC) Team Yankees Think about guys...it's all in fun and you get fed to boot! The Pirates of Woodlawn will supply the Corn Bread and Grog! Capt Jack Seta

Pirate_Name: crab claw
EMail_Address: swampland@greatoutdoors.com
Home_Port: gator country
Date: today

Comments

Something is smelling already. Must be the texas chilly. The west wind is telling us we should eat elsewere. Gator chilly will take the top prize. Watch out for the bite.

Pirate_Name: Capt. Attack
EMail_Address: ifyoucanreadthisbackoff@catchmeifyoucan.com
Home_Port: landlocked yach tclub
Date: August 2, 2007

Comments

Eric, I have tried to post on the blogger page but cannot find any where to join or post. So my question is, "who can participate in the Chili Cook-off? Is it Woodlawn this year or another club or anyone who want too? Just wondering because whoever it is has a long way to go to beat Alamo Classic's 1st Annual Chili Cook-off hosted by LLYCA. Good luck!

Pirate_Name: Night Owl
EMail_Address: Ratsazz.com
Home_Port: Owl Lake at Full Moon
Date: 2Aug07

Comments

OK, I'm registered, do you want the loot by Snail Mail, Red Eye Express or do I travel to your lake and pay. Oh, Please don't send Capt. Crak(oops!) Capt. Jack to collect.

Pirate_Name: Red-Beard The Marauder
EMail_Address: TrustMeNot@us.senate.gov
Home_Port: Ray's Computer Room
Date: 8/2/07

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O'Man...entering Ray's computer room is like going back to 1980-something...I kept expecting to find an ENIAC under a sheet with all of the spare vacuum tubes laying around. Ray, Dude, Its time to dump that Commodore 64 and upgrade a bit...lol. Windows 95 would be a nice step forward...

Pirate_Name: Mafiosa
EMail_Address: riggedraffle@vegas.net
Home_Port: las vegas, nv
Date: august 1

Comments

we are presntly calculating the odds of NJ Tom winning the big boat at this years rigged raffle. right now it is 1:1, as these pirates know how to rig a raffle! but lots of tickets boys!

Pirate_Name: Peg-Leg
EMail_Address: peg-leg.com
Home_Port: norse sea
Date: Aug 1

Comments

WOW! You actually went in Rays attic to get the old computers? i thought it would be skeery up there with those dead bodies and his collection of boom-vangs soiled diapers!

Pirate_Name: Red-Beard The Pirate
EMail_Address: I won't tell you!!!!!
Home_Port: System Crash. Com
Date: 8/1/07

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Blame the slow reponse on Cap'n Jack's slow DSL computer!!!!...lol. My computer blew up and is currently half way back to Japan....meanwhile I've commandeered Capt. Jack's crummy computers and am running this registration from here.... Poor Cap'n Jack's pacing up and down his hallway begging me to let him register early....NO NO NO!!!!!! hahahahah Red-Beard...

Pirate_Name: Dallas
EMail_Address: hobierp@yahoo.com
Home_Port: Dallas
Date: 8/1

Comments

What the heck I hit refressh about a dozen times and nothing is happening!

Pirate_Name: Red-Beard The Pirate
EMail_Address: egregory@satx.rr.com
Home_Port: Isla del Woodlawn
Date: 7/19/07

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San Antonio was made for families. You could spend a month down here and never run out of fun things to see and do. I’ve listed some of the local attractions that might be of interest to you at this address: http://www.woodlawnsailingclub.org/ACVRIII/links.htm . Many a happy sailor has brought their family along with them to our regattas. Extra meal tickets can be purchased and Woodlawn park has a new play ground for the younger children. Also, the park is fairly close to downtown and other local attractions so Mamma and the kiddos can go out on day time excursions while Dad’s sailing.

Pirate_Name: The Family Guy
EMail_Address:
Home_Port: Louisville, KY
Date: July 19, 2007

Comments

I've been thinking of bringing the family with me to San Antonio and then staying over a few extra days. What do you recommend we see and do?

Pirate_Name: One-Eye Jack
EMail_Address: Hackers of the Open Seas@Isle of the North.Org
Home_Port: Name the Port
Date: July18, 07

Comments

So, Capt Jack you have been trying to tune the Black Pearl. Go right ahead, tune her the Briney Deep. For you are the Biggest Hacker!!! I've heard tales that the famed Red Beard beats you more than you beat the slowest boat. So beware of the future of your Black Pearl...

Pirate_Name: Hac Ker
EMail_Address: Raystillsucks@hacker.com
Home_Port: Hackersville
Date: July 16, 2007

Comments

Eric, Just heard the latest audio file on your Alamo Classic Blog - I figured by now that at least one of you pirates would know why ray suck so bad! Great blog too btw! Maybe you should do a survey on why ray sucks so bad? Maybe team Katrina can get FEMA to give you guys some federal $ to fund some research?

Pirate_Name: Red-Beard The Pirate
EMail_Address: RaysAHacker@woodlawn.com
Home_Port: Isla Del Woodlawn
Date: July 13th, 2007

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Maybe if Cap'n Jacko plugged the great big hole in the bottom of the Pearl she wouldn't be so slow. Once around the buoys and she's about sunk!!!!! It might also help if he'd replace her sag'n sails, throw out here cracked haul and dump her twisted keel.   I guess if that doesn't appeal to the High Pirate Lord then he could just sand down his rudder a bit more....Yeah, that might make up for it.....lol.

Pirate_Name: Capt. One-eye
EMail_Address: www. whocares.org
Home_Port: the open seas
Date: don't worry what day it is

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Ha! you measly so called Capt. Jack, what has all been said of your beloved Black Pearl is that its a garbage scowl. That it's slower than a snail racing itself. Be best that you sink her out of pure kindness before she sinks on her own.

Pirate_Name: Capt. Jack Seta
EMail_Address: JKisahacker@slowboat.com
Home_Port: Isle of Woodlawn
Date: Today you scury dog!

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Argh....need I even reply to such a shallow sand flea of a post. Is that the best you have one-eye......does that mean you sail better on one tack than the other???????....argh! Capt Jack Seta

Pirate_Name: Capt. One-eye
EMail_Address: Private
Home_Port: Skull Island
Date: Who cares

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Capt. Jack I've set my sights on you and aim to send you to the briny depths of Davey Jones Locker.

Pirate_Name: Captain One-eye Jack
EMail_Address: www.blindmen.org
Home_Port: Skulls Island
Date: Who cares...

Comments

Avast, I've set sail for this so called Isle of Woodlawn and my sights are set on this Black Pearl and it's Capt. Jack and mean to send them both to the briny depths of Davy Jones Locker.

Pirate_Name: capn crunch
EMail_Address: ilikecereal@kellog.com
Home_Port: battlecreek, michigan
Date: July 3rd

Comments

Are we having wheaties for breakfast? I want my box of cereal to have the ACVR champions on it! Mikey likes it!

Name: Red-Beard The Pirate
E_Mail: totally insane @ woodlawn.com
Home_Port: Isla del Woodlawn
Date: Friday, July 1st, 2007

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OK you mangy sea mutts...we pirates are preparing for the big invasion of Woodlawn Isle!!!!! We are busy preparing our defenses and planning our counter attack!!!   Beware all who come here....

Red-Beard The Pirate

Quote from AMYA President Pete Maxson at the 2nd Annual Alamo Classic Victoria Regatta: "First time I've been in Texas and it is nice!  I'm very very impressed and this venue is unbelievable!  If we could take a picture of this and put it in the dictionary of what a venue should look like, this is it."